Far be it from me to judge a person’s character by the way he wears his jeans. I’m simply not that shallow.
However, appreciation of the human form, as viewed through an artist’s lens, has built civilizations and refined culture for centuries.
It is my duty to contribute to the evolution of society, and to give props to the country artists who are gracious enough to share their beauty with the world…. especially the more “mature” gentlemen who know how to rock a pair of Levis.
Here’s a contest for ya…
Below are five sculptured rumps, and each could have been chiseled by Michelangelo himself. Vote for your favorite in the comments section, and a random winner will be chosen.
Really, you need a prize?
Ok, we’ll see.
Contestant # 1:
Bret Michaels- considered a country artist since he will be touring with 38 Special this summer and Southern Rock = country music in my book.
Kid Rock- again, a Southern Rock/blue collar/white trash schtick, a home in Nashville, and a respectable posterior more than qualifies him for this contest.
Tim McGraw- a crowd favorite and possible run-away candidate. And, he has the endorsement of one of the most beautiful and classy women in the world (I’m talking about Faith, silly, not me).
Phil Vassar- a dark horse contender with a solid fan base and solid gluteal form. He could probably sell more records and headline stadium shows if he would just turn his piano around and keep his back to the audience. Yes, that sounds sexist. I’m not sorry.
Kenny Chesney- No, I didn’t save the best for last… intentionally. These buns can stand on their own without any help from little ol’ me. Let the jeans speak for themselves. Holla!
Ok, so you want a prize. Alright, I’ll buy your love.
Vote in the comments section below and spread the word. Make sure you ”like” and tell all your friends to “Like” MM.
The prize is this…
A first edition Shell Princess tee shirt. Probably gonna be worth big bucks someday and be showcased on Pawn Stars or American Pickers. This is where it all began, folks…
Lucky winner to be chosen randomly- regardless of who you vote for- on Friday March 9th… noon.
Good luck to all the fine contestants and voters.